Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
Paul
A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.
Why is the name Paul so awesome?
Cause' Stone Cold said so.

(Fuckyeah)

2.) Your age?
17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."

3.) One of your friends?
Heather
A low-growing Eurasian shrub growing in dense masses and having small evergreen leaves and clusters of small, bell-shaped pinkish-purple flowers. (A grayish purple to purplish red)
Cross Word -Indigenous Morland Plant (7 Letters) - Heather

(LOLWUT)

4.) What should you be doing?
Homework
You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork, studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning, these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking scum of the earth.
I'm supposed to be doing my homework right now, which is a research paper on a book I didn't have the time to read (assigned by old bitch Goodman) and to study for a math test I'm probably going to bomb anyway (given by fat slut Preston). Except I don't give two shits about it, so I'm writing a definition for Urban Dictionary. What? You think I should be doing my homework instead of writing this wordy definition that probably no one will read? Well fuck you then, you can kiss my ass.

(first one was uninteresting. This is the second one)

5.) Favorite color?
Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.

(...)

6.) Birthplace?
Aylesbury
Aylesbury is a small town located between Luton, Milton keynes and close to many shit places such as slough.
Aylesbury is overun by chavs, pakis and rudeboys.
Great place to go if you want to be beaten shitless. After 2 minutes of stepping into aylesbury you will most certanly be offered some of the finest e's and skunk, dealt by the jamaican community and the chavs. Places to avoid at night are stoke mandeville flats, bedgrove park where you WILL be accused of burgalry at least once. (personal expericances).
I lived in aylesbury for 15 years and now live inmaidstonewhich isnt much better, the only difference is in maidstone they are all white wannabes, pikeys, chavs and pricks in aylesbury it is mainly the asian community starting on people who enter the kabab shop they hang in and the black community who from the "hp20" who smack passers by with baseball bats, (again personal experiance).
The schools include The Grange which attempts to educate the asain community but ends up with a teacher getting stabbed with a chisel.

You can find most of the chavs hanging outside mc donalds smoking a spliff and starting on family shoppers.
"Im goin to aylesbury tomorrow"
"Wear a vest and stay hidden"

"oi blud, u got 10?"
"yh blud lets go"

"hi kids! want a tablet!?"
"yeah!"

(Ohgod, this is so true.
Except the bedgrove park thing. I live there and have never been accused of theft.)

7.) Month of your birth?
July
Someone from Spanish ethnic calling a person a liar
You said you were gonna take me out for margaritas & tacos but you didn't show up. July to me Julyer!

(Okay, this was the third result, but it was better then the oter two)

8.) Last person you talked to?
Adam
The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.

(Lawl)

9.) One of your nicknames?
Pav
pav 48 up, 13 down
Complete champion, uber in bed, sooooo smart
"pav is the man, biatch"
"the best there is, was and ever will be."

(FUCK YEAH)
(I also like the second result)
1.)synonymous with gay or fag.
2.)a single cell organism which only gains mass by eating all other things around it contributing nothing to society.
3.)a dildo used in gay sex.
4.)People Against Vaginal intercousre.
5.)the way a person of homosexual tendencies would talk, often having a lisp.
6.)one who likes obese women.
"Stop being such a pav."

(._.)